1. "Beware of Dog" actually means something.
2. This was the size dogs were meant to be.
3. You won't have to get your kids a pony. They can ride on the dog in the back yard.
4. You don't have to get down on the floor to pet them.
5. You don't even have to bend over when they "shake" your hand.
6. Built-In Babysitter.
7. You don't have to worry about stepping on them... You worry more about them stepping on you.
8. On a walk, you'll never wind up carrying them.
9. You get to use The Furminator. (this was probably about a 1/4 of the hair that came off of her)
10. When someone comes to burgle your house, is this really going to scare them off?
Probably not. :)
Get a Big Dog.
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